Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
Season 3, Episode 1 Unrated
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In the season three premiere, Mary (ZOE PERRY) worries about Sheldon’s mental health, after Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown.
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
Season 3, Episode 2 Unrated
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Without Dr. Sturgis’s university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Also, Mary helps Pastor Jeff (new series regular MATT HOBBY) avoid temptation with his girlfriend.
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Season 3, Episode 3 Unrated
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Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Meemaw refuses to drive him to a lecture with Dr. Linkletter (guest star ED BEGLEY, JR.). Also, Georgie tries to impress Veronica (recurring guest star ISABEL MAY) with his new business venture.
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
Season 3, Episode 4 Unrated
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Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit; Meanwhile, Missy asks her dad to teach her how to play catch.
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
Season 3, Episode 5 Unrated
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After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis (recurring guest star WALLACE SHAWN) unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw.
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
Season 3, Episode 6 Unrated
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A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis. CRAIG T. NELSON guest stars.
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
Season 3, Episode 7 Unrated
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Sheldon starts the first internet flame war, and Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw is unhappy when George spends time with her new boyfriend.
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
Season 3, Episode 8 Unrated
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The University makes George a lucrative job offer in the hopes of recruiting Sheldon. Meanwhile, Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw’s new boyfriend, and Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.
A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Season 3, Episode 9 Unrated
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Mary takes matters into her own hands and gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn’t invited to Billy’s birthday party. George, meanwhile, has “male-bonding time” with Dr. Sturgis.
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
Season 3, Episode 10 Unrated
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Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school. Meanwhile, Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw’s new boyfriend.
A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
Season 3, Episode 11 Unrated
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George and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff’s wedding.
Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Season 3, Episode 12 Unrated
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Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents’ divorce, by shoplifting. Then George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.
Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brain
Season 3, Episode 13 Unrated
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George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw’s new boyfriend, Dale (recurring guest star CRAIG T. NELSON), but things get more complicated when her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Sturgis also tags along. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Missy invent a super game.
A Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel
Season 3, Episode 14 Unrated
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Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity when they mine for platinum in roadside gravel. Also, Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.
A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Season 3, Episode 15 Unrated
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Meemaw meets Dale’s ex-wife (played by special guest star REBA McENTIRE), while Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.
Pasadena
Season 3, Episode 16 Unrated
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Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.
An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
Season 3, Episode 17 Unrated
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Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism. Also, Mary sets out to find a “girl trophy” for Missy’s end-of-season baseball ceremony, and Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana (guest star AVA ALLAN). LOUIE ANDERSON guest stars as Ralph, a trophy store employee.
A Couple of Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
Season 3, Episode 18 Unrated
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When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian, Ms. Hutchins (recurring guest star SARAH BAKER) in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health. Also, Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.
A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
Season 3, Episode 19 Unrated
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When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors; Missy is torn when she’s forced to pitch against her boyfriend at the baseball game. JASON ALEXANDER returns.
A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
Season 3, Episode 20 Unrated
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Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist’s office when he has to get a tooth pulled. Meanwhile, Dale and Meemaw go to the casino and Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.
A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Season 3, Episode 21 Unrated
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Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about his future; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.