One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
Season 5, Episode 1 Unrated
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In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon (IAIN ARMITAGE) and Missy both run away from home, while Mary (ZOE PERRY) gets some upsetting news about George Sr. (LANCE BARBER)
Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
Season 5, Episode 2 Unrated
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Sheldon welcomes Missy to the world of atheism by encouraging her to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George, Sr. in a lie; and Mary helps Pastor Jeff (series regular MATT HOBBY) search for a youth pastor.
Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
Season 5, Episode 3 Unrated
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While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis (recurring guest star WALLACE SHAWN) to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
Season 5, Episode 4 Unrated
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While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
Season 5, Episode 5 Unrated
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While Mary’s away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy’s love life. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; and Georgie has a solution for Meemaw’s business woes.
Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
Season 5, Episode 6 Unrated
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While Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church, Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.
An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
Season 5, Episode 7 Unrated
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Sheldon begins his complicated relationship with engineering when he takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher (guest star LANCE REDDICK). Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June (returning guest star REBA McENTIRE).
The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
Season 5, Episode 8 Unrated
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Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer’s mysterious boss over the University’s science requirements. Meanwhile, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw’s illegal gambling room.
The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
Season 5, Episode 9 Unrated
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While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks’ house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off
Season 5, Episode 10 Unrated
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Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner. WENDIE MALICK returns as President Hageyer and MELISSA JOAN HART directs.
A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
Season 5, Episode 11 Unrated
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Sheldon is forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in when he acts as Mary’s spy. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribbal Dance
Season 5, Episode 12 Unrated
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Sheldon attends his first comic book convention and Mary tries selling make-up. JASON ALEXANDER and WENDIE MALICK return as Gene Lundy and President Hagemeyer respectively.
A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
Season 5, Episode 13 Unrated
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Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
Season 5, Episode 14 Unrated
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When a new scientist joins the lab, Dr. Lee (guest star MING-NA WEN) Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
Season 5, Episode 15 Unrated
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Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter (recurring guest star ED BEGLEY, JR.) and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
Season 5, Episode 16 Unrated
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When Meemaw’s gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
Season 5, Episode 17 Unrated
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Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige; George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup; Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
Season 5, Episode 18 Unrated
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While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret and Missy wants to babysit.
A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Season 5, Episode 19 Unrated
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George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life; Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
Season 5, Episode 20 Unrated
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Sheldon Cooper skips four grades at school for his genius. However, he struggles to fit in with his family in Texas.
White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
Season 5, Episode 21 Unrated
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As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother; Sheldon is distracted by the family drama.
A Clogged Pore, a little Spanish and the Future
Season 5, Episode 22 Unrated
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Sheldon struggles to cope with his first signs of puberty; Mary and George Sr. both hunt for new jobs; Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.