At MAI, we just dropped our plan to build human-centered superintelligence. We haven’t solved nuclear fusion or revolutionized medical treatment yet, but Copilot’s mission this year was to make YOU the main character. How’d we do? 👉👈
Stats curated by Sophia Chen (MAI technical staff): To dive deeper into how people use Copilot across time, check out our MAI blog post and paper.
- The WNBA had a major glow-up this year, and you were here for it from tip-off to final🏀
- You agonized about Jeremiah 4x more than Conrad (and 1200x more than Cam Cameron 😬)
- You were 9x more concerned for the 100 men than the one gorilla 🦍
- You locked in this year: Coded more during the week and gamed a ton on weekends 👾 (Our MAI blog post and paper dives deeper into how Copilot fits into people’s daily rhythms)
- You decided rizz was cringier than aura farming 😔
- You asked about hunting demons 22x more than SODA POP🥤
- Cherish your core memories—they only happen 5% of the time compared to brain rot 🫠
- When it came to school, entrepreneurship, and personal finance, you locked in 20x more often than being cooked 🥹
- You made a basketball icon your sunshine 11x more than LeEvil 😈
- At MAI we “reject binaries of boom and doom,” but for what it’s worth you liked boomers 54x more than doomers 🍅
- You questioned Ophelia’s fate (and Hamlet’s) the most in October 🌄 🌊 ☁️
- And lastly, you discussed main character energy 7x more than NPCs 🫶
Here’s to a beautifully chaotic 2026—from all of us at the Copilot team!
